-- oh dear diary, we fell apart.

[yourbestguysgun]

"... What do you mean record a message? Ain't the whole point it bein' the other way round. Stupid piece o' --."

☎ Call
☏ Text
✔ Voicemail

[ ooc: action is also a-okay, if you know where to find him. :) ]

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[phone]

[yourbestguysgun]

[ Well, shit. Maybe if he smashes it next time? ] Y'ello?

[phone]

[punchedhitler]

Bucky? It's Steve.

[He manages not to add 'Steve Rogers' but it's a near thing]

[phone]

[yourbestguysgun]

Y'know, I do recognise the sound of your voice, Rogers. It's been what, like a couple of hours? The memories getting hazy, but it ain't gone yet.

[phone]

[punchedhitler]

Do you have work today?

[He's ignoring your snark....for now....]

[phone]

[yourbestguysgun]

Nope. Why? Y'need somethin'?

[phone]

[punchedhitler]

[No. He just doesn't like to be apart for more than 2.34 hours.]

I was going to go see if the pictures here are any good. Want to come along?

[phone]

[yourbestguysgun]

Sure. [ Does he sound amused? Maybe, he's on to you Captain. ] What's showin'?

[phone]

[punchedhitler]

Uhhh. Something called Godzilla, and something called the Rocky Horror Picture Show. But that one isn't until late, so I guess Godzilla?

[phone]

[yourbestguysgun]

Godzilla it is. Where's the picture house anyway?

[phone]

[punchedhitler]

Out by building six, I think.

[phone]

[yourbestguysgun]

Right, I get lost, I'm sending you up a flair o' distress.

[phone]

[punchedhitler]

You won't get lost. You'll just find a dame to take you.

[phone]

[yourbestguysgun]

Y'tellin' me you wouldn't come to my rescue? Is it only damsels that get y'now?

[phone]

[punchedhitler]

[He's about to quip back with something like one rescue per year but that brings up bad memories]

And deny the dame the pleasure?

[phone]

[yourbestguysgun]

You're all heart, Cap, all heart.

[phone]

[punchedhitler]

You know this mobile phone is strange.

[phone]

[yourbestguysgun]

[ Rustle, rustle. Where is his gun? ] Why's that?

[phone]

[punchedhitler]

Tony made mine sing a song when people call me.

It doesn't need a cord.

People don't think it's rude to walk down the street speaking on it.

[phone]

[yourbestguysgun]

It sings? What is with that guy and making inanimate objects talk t'people?

[ Holster? Check. Loaded gun? Check. ] I try not t'think how weird the future is, mostly.

[phone]

[punchedhitler]

I can't get it back to just ringing, and I can't go back to the store because Tony says that the clerk wants me to come back so she can...want my pants.

[Steve is terrible at euphemisms]

Mostly I think this is probably all Stark's fault.

[phone]

[yourbestguysgun]

[ Sorry, he's just going to laugh down the phone. ] Don't think it's your pants she wants, kid, but what's in 'em.

Which one? Or both?

[phone]

[punchedhitler]

I know what the euphemism is, thanks.

[Tony explained it ;;]

Right now I'm blaming Howard.

[phone]

[yourbestguysgun]

Jus' sayin' sweetheart.

[ Door open, door closing. ] That's what happens when rich jerks get in control.

[phone]

[punchedhitler]

I don't think it's the money as much as it's the...

[Crazy is mean, right?]

Eccentricities.

[phone]

[yourbestguysgun]

Without the money it'd be the local loony bin, it helps, don't it?