-- oh dear diary, we fell apart.

[yourbestguysgun]

"... What do you mean record a message? Ain't the whole point it bein' the other way round. Stupid piece o' --."

☎ Call
☏ Text
✔ Voicemail

[ ooc: action is also a-okay, if you know where to find him. :) ]

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[phone]

[punchedhitler]

[There's silence and then when Steve speaks again, he sounds so...happy.]

You got lost, didn't you?

[phone]

[yourbestguysgun]

Yup.

[ Cheerfully. ] Tryin' to distract you by being weirdly sincere. Is it working?

[phone]

[punchedhitler]

I know you better than you do.

Except that you bake cookies in your spare time.

Re: [phone]

[yourbestguysgun]

[ Mumbling. ] Only when you were sick.

[ Louder. Moving on. ] I just see more buildings.

[phone]

[punchedhitler]

That was only most of my childhood, Bucky.

[Steve is making his way in a Buckyesque direction. Who knows how he knows.]

Eventually you'll get the hang of it.

[phone]

[yourbestguysgun]

I was trying to cheer you up. Besides, it was cheaper t'make 'em then buy 'em.

Nope. Y'think I'd have learnt it by now anyhow, New York isn't even this confusing.

[phone]

[punchedhitler]

Just playing cards with me cheered me up.

This place is a doozy. Wait, I think I see you. Over to your right.

[phone]

[yourbestguysgun]

S'pose I jus' liked doing my bit.

[ Shifting to his right. It's hard to miss someone like Steve. ] Gotcha.

[phone]

[punchedhitler]

[Steve hangs up and jogs over. Hey Bucky]

I got a couple of tickets. You always turn left when you get lost.

[action]

[yourbestguysgun]

It's freaky you know me that well.

[action]

[punchedhitler]

Is it?

[Steve just thinks it's normal. Isn't that what being a bff is?]

[action]

[yourbestguysgun]

S'pose I should get used t'it. Now, show me the way, oh great one.

[action]

[punchedhitler]

[He RUFFLES THE HAIR. Yes he does.]

This way.

[action]

[yourbestguysgun]

I will kick your ass one of these days. [ Still following though. ]

[action]

[punchedhitler]

Empty promises.

[action]

[yourbestguysgun]

You are going down.

[action]

[punchedhitler]

Bring it, Barnes.

[action]

[yourbestguysgun]

[ Is it okay to try and wrestle Steve into a headlock in the street? WHO CARES. ]

[action]

[punchedhitler]

[Steve is spinning to try and get away and failing at it! HEADLOCK INITIATED. People are staring]

[action]

[yourbestguysgun]

[ Let them stare. Captain America will be Bucky Barnes' bitch, now and always. Here, have a noogie. ]

[action]

[punchedhitler]

[NOW AND ALWAYS. Steve makes a face but he's laughing too hard to fight this much. Also he doesn't wanna hurt him]

Okay, okay!

[action]

[yourbestguysgun]

[ No, he's dissolving into schoolboy giggling so much he has to lean on to Steve's shoulder. ] Yes. I am mighty.

[action]

[punchedhitler]

Y'know, this kind of thing is probably why Dugan thought we were crazy.

[action]

[yourbestguysgun]

He thinks everyone's crazy, I think he's a conspiracy theorist. [ Still laughing. ]

[action]

[punchedhitler]

That wouldn't surprise me.

[Arm around Bucky, okay.]