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107тн ѕergeanт jaмeѕ вarneѕ ([personal profile] yourbestguysgun) wrote2011-09-12 09:09 pm

-- oh dear diary, we fell apart.

"... What do you mean record a message? Ain't the whole point it bein' the other way round. Stupid piece o' --."

☎ Call
☏ Text
✔ Voicemail



[ ooc: action is also a-okay, if you know where to find him. :) ]
punchedhitler: (Steve - good ol' boy)

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[personal profile] punchedhitler 2011-11-26 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
You wouldn't have to poison them. Do you even know how to bake?
punchedhitler: (Steve - don't lie to an American icon)

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[personal profile] punchedhitler 2011-11-26 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[P A U S E]

Oh my god.

You can bake?
punchedhitler: (Steve - smiling and charming)

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[personal profile] punchedhitler 2011-11-26 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Sweetheart why didn't you ever say so?
punchedhitler: (Steve - taste in my mouth)

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[personal profile] punchedhitler 2011-11-26 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
You'll make a lovely housewife one day-

[Steve swallows the last y, because no, he won't, damn it why does he keep saying stuff like this?]
punchedhitler: (Steve - snuggling)

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[personal profile] punchedhitler 2011-11-26 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Would I do that?

I'll make sure he'll take good care of you. Only the best.
punchedhitler: (Steve - we are a badass team)

[phone]

[personal profile] punchedhitler 2011-11-26 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not like we have time anyway.
punchedhitler: (Steve - the shield)

[phone]

[personal profile] punchedhitler 2011-11-26 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Weeping. WEEPING. On the inside where no one can see]

You'd spoil them rotten.
punchedhitler: (Steve - curiouser and curiouser)

[phone]

[personal profile] punchedhitler 2011-11-26 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
You'd tell them how I used to get beat up every time I even thought of going out.
punchedhitler: (Steve - serene)

[phone]

[personal profile] punchedhitler 2011-11-26 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's silence and then when Steve speaks again, he sounds so...happy.]

You got lost, didn't you?
punchedhitler: (Steve - slightly smug)

[phone]

[personal profile] punchedhitler 2011-11-26 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I know you better than you do.

Except that you bake cookies in your spare time.
punchedhitler: (Steve - argumentative)

[phone]

[personal profile] punchedhitler 2011-11-26 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
That was only most of my childhood, Bucky.

[Steve is making his way in a Buckyesque direction. Who knows how he knows.]

Eventually you'll get the hang of it.
punchedhitler: (Steve - slightly smug)

[phone]

[personal profile] punchedhitler 2011-11-26 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Just playing cards with me cheered me up.

This place is a doozy. Wait, I think I see you. Over to your right.

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