-- oh dear diary, we fell apart.

[yourbestguysgun]

"... What do you mean record a message? Ain't the whole point it bein' the other way round. Stupid piece o' --."

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[ ooc: action is also a-okay, if you know where to find him. :) ]

Comments

[yourbestguysgun]

Don't call me that. [ He will drink your beer and beat you to death with the bottle. ]

The hell y'want me loosened up, anyhow? [ Side-eyeing you so hard, Stark. ]

[latenightfondue]

What y'gonna do to stop me? [ He's pushing his luck, but what else is new, making himself right at home on the couch. ]

'Cause if you're drunk, y'ain't gonna remember me dragging you off to the bedroom. [ It sounds like there's a 'duh' at the end. ]

[yourbestguysgun]

[ Choking on his beer. ] Jesus Christ, get out of my apartment. [ He will fuck you up, Stark. ]

[latenightfondue]

[ Oh really?

Howard just grins and sups his beer, pats Crepe up onto his lap to give her a belly tickle. ] I brought over the beer, y'can't kick me out.

[yourbestguysgun]

I can. [ But very tentatively taking a sip again. He does not want beer in his lungs, okay? ] Why anyway?

[latenightfondue]

[ Shrugging around a mouthful. ] Y'saved my life, remember? Figured I owed you one. Ain't that how these things work? [ He sounds ridiculously unsure. ]

[yourbestguysgun]

[ Shrug. ] Ain't nobody thanked me before, so I don't know. Anyway, I only did it 'cause Steve'd be pissed. [ Which is kind of a lie. He would have either way. ] So don't be getting all weepy on me.

[latenightfondue]

C'mon, Bucky Boy, y'don't go 'round saving people 'cause Cap wouldn't like it if you didn't. [ Smugly. ] Y'like me.

[yourbestguysgun]

Nope. [ Of course he doesn't, are you insane? ] He'd pout, he's got this whole puppy dog routine, didn't wanna deal with that.

[latenightfondue]

You're kidding, right? The guy does the puppy thing on every occasion, don't need nothing special. [ Petting the dog. ] Good to know he cares, though, huh?

[yourbestguysgun]

He likes everyone. [ Frowning. ]

[latenightfondue]

[ Standing Crepe up, letting her lick his face, he puts on a stupid voice. ] Think y'daddy over there's got a case the green eyed monster, huh, pup?

[yourbestguysgun]

[ ... ] You are such a jerk.

[latenightfondue]

Even that Tony fella thinks y'need to lay off being the body guard. Cap's a grown man, y'gotta let him do his thing.

[yourbestguysgun]

[ Starks. >[ ] How about the pair o' you just mind your own fuckin' business, huh?

[latenightfondue]

Cap's technically one'a my creations, and I always make it my business to see my babies treated right. [ Which reminds him. ] Oh, and hey, so me and Tony were thinking the four'a us should get together, go out for drinks. Proper and everything.

[yourbestguysgun]

Steve is a fucking person, Stark. You're gonna talk about him like he's one, or I'm gonna put a bullet through your kneecaps.

[ And okay, taking another drink. Breathe, Bucky. ] Y'sure that's wise?

[latenightfondue]

Y'see what we're talking about here, right? Y'too possessive'a the fella.

[ Howard's got a look of something there. ] Think it's for the best, pal, everyone's gonna get something outta a boys night out.

[yourbestguysgun]

No, I just remember who he was before you and your guys got t'him, and I'm looking out for that kid, okay?

[ He would rather eat bullets. ]

[latenightfondue]

He ain't only got the one buddy, y'know? [ He sounds slightly defeated, guilt crawling out. ] Y'think I don't what kinda guy he is? That he's one in a million and all that? 'Cause I do.

[yourbestguysgun]

Then don't treat him like an experiment and we'll be just fine.

[latenightfondue]

Would you prefer it if I hugged him and held his hand, huh?

[yourbestguysgun]

[ HE WILL BREAK YOURS FIRST, but oh look, he can't reply, he's drinking.. ]

[latenightfondue]

That's what I thought, pal. [ Swallowing down a good portion of the bottle. ] Hey, Steve said I could look at your disc movie gadget. Y'know how it works?

[yourbestguysgun]

No.

[ But he's getting up anyway to show him. ] S'mostly just pressing buttons.